New and Improved!

They say we are living in a society who is attaining new heights of success every day. Are we? Is this progress?

Nonalcoholic Beer.

Not an improvement.

DiVx.

Not an improvement.

4-blade razors.

Not an improvement.

Clorox 2.

Not an improvement.

New Coke.

Not an improvement.

Windows ME.

Not an improvement.

60 Minutes II.

Not an improvement.

Pastel M&M's.

Not an improvement.

The XFL.

Not an improvement.

Napster.

Not an improvement.

The second Pokémon Movie.

Not an improvement.

Diet Soda.

Not an improvement.

The new $20 bill.

Not an improvement.

TV content ratings.

Not an improvement.

Legalised sodomy.

Not an improvement.

ESPN2.

Not an improvement.

Body piercing.

Not an improvement.

The third Pokémon Movie.

Not an improvement.

Making that left turn at Albuquerque.

Not an improvement.

Hepatitis B.

Not an improvement.

Face it, Fred Flintstone was a more evolved species than us.

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