Express Your Individuality

Express your individuality.

Pierce both your ears.

Express your individuality.

Get a tribal tattoo.

Express your individuality.

Turn your car into a spaceship.

Express your individuality.

Get wasted and punch a complete stranger in the face.

Express your individuality.

Dye your hair purple.

Express your individuality.

Steal a candy bar from the convenience store.

You're your own person.
Nobody can tell you what to do.
Your social duty is to distinguish yourself from the rest of us.
At whatever means is necessary.

So write your name in spraypaint on a concrete noise barrier.

Express your individuality.

Steal a neighborhood kid's motor-scooter and wrap it around a stop sign.

Express your individuality.

Call an old girlfriend from her driveway and ask her to come outside nude.

Express your individuality.

Dig extra graves down at the cemetery.

Express your individuality.

Gain 200 pounds and show up shirtless at a nationally televised sporting event with a curseword smeared on your fat gut in shoe polish.

Express your individuality.

Throw empty beer bottles at traffic.

Express your individuality.

Seek treatment for your bullet wounds at the vet's office.

Express your individuality.
Express your individuality.
Express your individuality.

And remember: You're unique, just like everyone else.

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