Offensive Joke of the Day

Q:Four Slavic deaf-mutes are sitting in a round room when a chainsaw murderer bursts in laughing maniacally. Who does he ruthlessly hack to tiny bits first?

A:The pregnant one.

This has been the Offensive Joke of the Day. I'll be appearing nightly at Comedy Industries, Inc. until next Thursday.

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