Offensive Joke of the Day

A man is watching television in the living room when his dog walks between himself and the television with a bone clenched between his teeth. He goes out the back door, stays outside for a few minutes, then traces his tracks through the house and back out the front door.

Seconds later, the dog returns with another bone, repeating the same process.

Four bones are transferred like this when the man finally gets curious and goes to the front yard to ascertain where all the bones are coming from.

To his dismay, he finds his a lump of mangled flesh on the ground, barely identifiable as his wife.

The man then proceeds to get down on all fours and continue the bone parade through his house, giving each bone a proper burial in his back yard.

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