Offensive Joke of the Day

Two republicans walk into a bar. One republican says to the other, "Michael Moore is a bleeding heart liberal who would like nothing more than to be ruler of a lawless society of drunk hedonistic obese perverts."

To which the other Republican replied, "When did he announce his presidential candidacy?"

After the two shared a hearty laugh, the bartender jumped over the counter and simultaneously ripped both republicans' hearts from their chests. He then placed the still-beating hearts on a cocktail napkin in front of the respective victims, carefully sprinkling fresh lime juice on them as they slowly stopped beating.

"I don't allow political talk in this establishment," the bartender grunted as he returned to his duties.

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