Offensive Joke of the Day

A priest, a rabbi and Santa Claus walk into an abortion clinic. The receptionist sees the three come in together and says, “Father Murphy, what'd you do this time?”

Father Murphy replies, “It wasn't me this time, I swear. It was these two douchebags. I just drove them here.”

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