Rhetorical

If you were a country, what country would you be?

Given a choice between R & B, which would you choose?

Without the pinky toe, would the human race survive?

As the chairman of the US Treasury, how do you know when you've sold out?

Is there documented proof of when the 'Roll' was forever parted from Rock?

Whose dogs are these, and why aren't they properly secured?

Has an election taken place between an incumbent career-politician and a Hollywood celebrity where the celebrity has not taken office as a result?

When will the British learn to pronounce h's at the beginning of words?

Are we there yet?

If a deaf man falls down in the tropical rainforest, and nobody's around, does the Salvation Army get tax exempt status for another year?

Would you like fries with that?

If today is yesterday's tomorrow, and tomorrow is yesterday's never, when can you loan me $100,000?

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

What if Congress passed an amendment to the Constitution that made it impossible to amend the Constitution?

If we have corned beef, why can't we have beefed corn?

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